Hey, I'm Jess. Talk to me whenever you want, my ask is always open

 

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it
plurlife2000:

girlofsomanyfandoms:

bewbin:

imma-just-go:

bewbin:

ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event

That might be easier with shark teeth 

STILL NOT OPENING


why do you casually have a shark outfit lying around?


Let’s take a moment to realize how wonderful this is

plurlife2000:

girlofsomanyfandoms:

bewbin:

imma-just-go:

bewbin:

ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event

That might be easier with shark teeth 

STILL NOT OPENING

why do you casually have a shark outfit lying around?

Let’s take a moment to realize how wonderful this is

(Source: bewbin)

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

amischiefofmice:

pukind:

I’m bad at pairing pictures because I like stuff like this over loveydovey.

note to self: finish this later. 

AAAAAAA LOOK AT THEIR LIL FACES OH MY GOD
the expressions
SO GOOD!!!
HIS LIL NUBS

NUUUUUBS

i like pairing pictures liek this cuz they sum up my realtionship way more than loveydovey ones do lol

stability:

when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between

(Source: stability)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka)

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

image

how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

hemmosauce:

taking-the-hobbit-to-erebor:

babyferaligator:

picassojawbone:

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

whats that mythbusters dude doin

is this attack on titan

once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour 

hemmosauce:

taking-the-hobbit-to-erebor:

babyferaligator:

picassojawbone:

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

whats that mythbusters dude doin

is this attack on titan

once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour 

(Source: creepyweirdcartoons)