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the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

(Source: narcotic)

mermandos:

y’all try to find the tiniest reason to not support sj/feminism like “oh wow a troll blog once said eating chinese food is cultural appropriation haha sorry i guess i don’t support trans rights at all anymore”

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

(Source: 30secondstocalifornia)

crocro-ampora:

a-little-bit-of-art:

seer-of-blood:

sexyballoffluffy:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

seer-of-blood:

AU In Which Nothing Ever Went Wrong.  Ever.

THIS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA PUT HIS FUCKING SHADES ON AND HIS MAKEUP ON AND HIS BLOOD BACK AND HER BLIND EYES AND HER GLASSES AND HIS FUCKED UP TEETH AND HORN AND— THIS IS VERY WRONG AND MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE STOP IT

why is karkat a green blood?

One of the first things to go wrong was his mutation; I fixed that.

The weird thing is, I feel gamzee needs eyebrows…. He’s the only one I don’t know why

AU in which eridan got rid of his shitty cape

crocro-ampora:

a-little-bit-of-art:

seer-of-blood:

sexyballoffluffy:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

seer-of-blood:

AU In Which Nothing Ever Went Wrong.  Ever.

THIS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA PUT HIS FUCKING SHADES ON AND HIS MAKEUP ON AND HIS BLOOD BACK AND HER BLIND EYES AND HER GLASSES AND HIS FUCKED UP TEETH AND HORN AND—
THIS IS VERY WRONG AND MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE STOP IT

why is karkat a green blood?

One of the first things to go wrong was his mutation; I fixed that.

The weird thing is, I feel gamzee needs eyebrows…. He’s the only one I don’t know why

AU in which eridan got rid of his shitty cape

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.

(via dirtydamsel)

(Source: pluiedem)

exeggcute:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious